A Tribute to the Failures of the World Part 2

Share on Facebook posted 10-11-09 by Angelo D'Argenio

A while back we ran an article that was in honor of the great failures of the world, because lets face it, every time a bike jump crashes, every time a car explodes, every time a guy gets hit in the face on video there is a certain degree of failure involved. Well, upon our wide and many travels of the internet, we have found yet more failures to speak of, and as we continue to watch them we become assured in the fact that it is the idiots and failures of the world that make our internet movie watching experience grand. So here are some more great failures of the world, doing stupid things for our enjoyment.

The FAIL Meme

Still motion failures are sometimes more hilarious than video failures, and with good reason. Soemtimes you just catch that one frame of magic that says “OUCH” all over the place, and you get to realize what a massive failure the whole experience was. Of course, this has spawned the “fail pictures” phenomenon on the net. A handy label that makes sure that we don’t forget that these people managed to fail and fail hard.

Torpedo Failure

Military failures are some of the best failures of all time. This is very subtle, but in the end kept me laughing for hours. These guys are supposed to be the best and brightest protectors of our country and they barely have the ability to get their torpedoes out of their shafts (dirty joke). Way to go U.S. Navy, you are a shining example of fail to us all.

Benny Hill Failure

My favorite part of this string of failures are the martial arts failures at the end. As a practitioner of the martial arts, I find the antics of most of these people downright hilarious. Falling off stage, hitting yourself in the crotch, colliding in mid air, truly a show of martial prowess. Also, this is more proof that the Benny Hill theme makes everything funny.

Fat Failures

Ah more offensive videos. You see, I too am a er… plus size… but even I can appreciate this massive amount of failure of the fat variety. I don’t even know what is happening in some of these videos. I can only assume the guy at the end crashed and ended up getting pinned between his own seat and car roof.’

The Fail Montage

Lets punctuate this with one last montage of failures of people of all ages. From stunt failures to plain old nut shots, this is a cross section of our wonderful country. Keep failing out there everyone, keep failing so that the rest of us can laugh at it and feel better about ourselves. Until next time, keep it here with 30ninjas, your authority on other people’s failure.