Billy Bob Thornton is a good actor, but can he stand up to The Rock Bottom! Yes, Thornton will be starring across from Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in Faster, a story about Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as an ex-con out to avenge his brother. Thornton will be playing a cop who tails Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, on his path to revenge. One more important role, a hit man who is out to kill Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, has not been cast. This entire news article was just an excuse to type Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson over and over again. Come on, say it with us. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Hahaha, you’re hilarious Dwayne. [Variety]

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