You know, it used to be that our only solace when it came to the Twilight saga was that there were only four books, so we only had four movies to suffer through. Now, it turns out that Breaking Dawn is going to be split up into two movies because there is just too much teeney bopper bull crap to fit into one movie. Filming will start in October, and the movies will be shot back to back. What part of Breaking Dawn pushed the movie over it’s limit . . . hmmm? Was it the part with the vampire mafia? Or was it the part where the vampire fetus breaks Bella’s back? Or perhaps it’s the part where the werewolf boy is fated to marry the vampire fetus? Guess what fans of Twilight. We aren’t making that shit up. Those are real bonafide spoilers. Deal with it. [Deadline Hollywood]

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