So China is renaming the Southern Sky Column in Zhangjiajie to “Avatar Hallelujah Mountain.” Really? So there is nothing that is sacred enough that it can’t be renamed after a movie now, eh? Have you guys seen the sky column? It’s a majestic wonder of nature, and now it is basically a tourist trap for people who enjoy fantasizing about big blue cat people. How profoundly dumb. Well, we supposed it is better than giving the mountain to us to name. We would probably call it Penis Explosion Mountain. [BBC News]

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