How the balls do you adapt Spore? Seriously! It was a game that was designed to be nearly totally open ended. It started as a cell and grew into a gigantic space war. We already have a movie that tracks the evolution of man from caves to space and it was called 2001: A Space Odyssey. What the hell are you trying to pull here EA? Greg Erb and Jason Oremland, writers for The Princess and the Frog, will be penning the script and Chris Wedge, known for his work on Ice Age, will be directing. Great, a movie about evolution done in Disney style. A movie this bad might just turn us to creationism. [Variety]

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