In the process of doing research I have come across some startling information that I’m sure very few people are privy to. A secret so dark, twisted, demented, righteous and reality-torn-asunder-awesome that the concept may catch you off guard . . . a first. Once you let the reality of its raw Zeus’ lighting bolt power kick in you will be so inspired you will be able to create super computers with nuggets of telepathic fury.

Back in 1983, far from the majestic heights their celebrities would take them, Chad Smith and Will Ferrell randomly met at a seedy Red Roof Inn. While partaking in his favorites cheese danish and imbibing in some particularly breathtaking Tropicana at the Roof’s infamous continental breakfast, Ferrell spied a young Chad Smith performing a stirring air-drum rendition of Moby Dick by Led Zeppelin. It was then that Ferrell approached his soon-to-be-new comrade and said, “Mein Gott! What cruel destiny hath the fates wrought upon me, that I should dine with my doppelgangar unsuspectingly”. Unfazed, Smith stared into the dark depths of his approachers baby blues and anchored himself between ferrell’s heart and soul. “Come!” bellowed Smith, “Let us join together and craft the thunder of flesh from our loins!”

On May 6th 2011 , we will finally get to see the fruits of this rendezvous that has been shrouded in mysticism all this time. Thor, God of thunder, and son of Chad Smith and Will Ferrell. Seriously though, am I the only one who sees the resemblance here?

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