Stupid Scooter Stunts

Share on Facebook posted 08-18-09 by Angelo D'Argenio

I’m just going to come out and say it. Scooters are dumb. Motorized scooters are lamer than a moped. So why is it that we end up getting so many dumb ass stunt videos of people on scooters? It’s because scooters themselves are lame! They are like magnets for suck! You can’t look cool on a scooter, so it’s only downhill from the moment you get on. Even the man who was tragically cut in half by a truck after a scooter accident (no we won’t be showing you that graphic and disturbing video here) would have been far better off if her just wasn’t on a scooter in the first place. The same holds true for these people.

Basketball Faceplant

Let’s start small. This guy was showing off to all of his friends on the basketball court. Apparently, he had mad scooter skills, and he was going to prove it by doing a wheelie all the way across the court. Well he does, and then he slams into the pole holding up the basket, like a champion. You can hear the thunk of his face hitting the metal.

Scooter Problems

This guy was involved in a scooter race, and for some reason he had no idea how to drive a scooter. Three whole times the scooter slips right from underneath his crotch and he never seems to get back into the race. Once he crashes into a barrier and gets a wire caught on his back tired. Regardless of the crowd’s shouts of advice, he tries to drive on anyway… like a champion. Eventually he gives up and takes the worst last place finish in the history of scooter racing.

Take Two

This asshole thought he would be making an awesome entrance on this TV show, but he was wrong. They were going to clock his speed and see how far he could really push his little scooter. In the end the answer was 0 miles per hour, because he rode his scooter right into the set. Serves you right for riding a lame-ass scooter. Next time get yourself a real motorcycle and call it a day.

How to Dispose of a Scooter

Yet another “hey I can outrun that train” video, this guy runs his scooter over the tracks and faceplants right off of it. Then he tries to pick up his scooter off the tracks, but to no avail. Once again the train is smarter and faster than he is, and plows into his scooter, practically disintegrating it. Time to get another scooter bub.

The Best Scooter Crash Ever

Now this, this is the best scooter video ever. The guy is going so fast he can’t stop by the time he sees the car in his path. Then the two objects meet, the scooter disappears, and its rider goes flipping over the car. Don’t worry he survived, but with serious injuries. Let this be a lesson to you. Don’t ride scooters. They are dangerously lame.