You know, it makes us feel good to know that Twilight was just a stepping stone for Taylor Lautner. Now he can move on from his emo werewolf role and take roles we really respect … like Stretch Armstrong! Lautner has been cast as the lead in the confusing but childlike toy adaptation. Supposedly he will play a spy who finds a stretching formula and has to deal with his effects while fighting crime. Way to go Lautner! Now don’t fuck up our most precious childhood memories by bombing his one. [THR]

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