The Apocalypse Is Bullshit … Like We Didn’t Already Know

Share on Facebook posted 11-11-09 by Angelo D'Argenio

2012 has become so popular that NASA has decided to step in and give us reasons for why the apocalypse can’t possibly happen so soon. Included in their reasons are …

- The Mayan calendar did not end on December 21, 2012. Rather, it was simply the end of the long-count calendar (just as ours is December 31)

- The planets are not going to align for at least another few decades. Even when they do align, nothing is going to happen.

-There are no “loose” planets in the solar system. That is bull.

- We haven’t had a devastating asteroid hit the planet for 65 million years, and, whats more, NASA already has a system to warn against such incidents. You can read about it here.

- Solar storms will not hurt you. They happen approximately every 11 years and, if you can remember that far back, the world did not end in 2001. A solar maximum (period of greatest solar activity) is expected in the next few years, but the solar cycle will be unchanged.

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