The Many Varied Nut Shots of the World

Share on Facebook posted 08-20-09 by Angelo D'Argenio

Let’s be immature for a while. You know what is absolutely hilarious? Watching people get hit in the nuts. It doesn’t matter how, or why, but what does matter is that nut-shots are some of the high points of Internet vid. It is downright hilarious that this many people are willing to get their balls busted, literally, in front of a camera. And now you don’t even have to go hunting about for hilarious nut shots, because we here at 30 Ninjas bring all of the crotch-demolishing pain to you!

Paintball Nut Shot

This guy lifts up his shorts, lets someone stick a paintball gun down his pants, and gets shot, in the nuts, with a paintball. I don’t know if you have ever seen or felt a paintball welt before, but they break the skin. The bruise from a welt like that generally leaves a permanent scar, even on tough skin, like on your arm or leg. Now imagine that, but on your nuts.

Hydrant Nut Shot

Look before you leap. Words to live buy. This guy unfortunately doesn’t, and ends up sliding down a dirt hill right into an unfortunately placed fire hydrant. This is what you call nut-shot serendipity. Still, what the hell was a fire hydrant doing at the bottom of a random grassy hill?

See Saw Double Nut Shot

Yes, these guys were dumb enough to set this shit up. One kid jumps on the other end of the see saw to smack the other in the nuts with the full force of his body. Unfortunately, he then falls off the see-saw in a way that makes it slam into his own crotch. The best laid plans of mice and men apparently create double nut shots!

Support Your Local Theater With Nut Shots

In this economic recession, even the entertainment business is falling on hard times. This local theater needed something, anything, to stimulate ticket sales. What they came up with was one free nut-shot per ticket. That’s right, for every ticket you buy, you got to kick this guy in the nuts. Strangely enough, it worked! People loved kicking this guy in the balls, and ticket sales were booming! Everybody wins … well except for the guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Rock Climbing Nut Shot

Always wear the proper safety gear when rock climbing. Otherwise, that thing you thought was a hand hold could come loose, and not only will you go tumbling down a mountain face, you will also get smacked in the nuts by the very rock you were just holding.

Magical Pony Nut Shot

Ah, remember these spring-mounted horses in the playground? No? Well this guy does. He remembers them through pain!

The Self Induced Nut-Shot

Honestly, I don’t know what this guy expected to happen. After the plank of wood was put between his legs, he should have thought twice about playing the “throw the heavy weight at the bucket” game.

The Japanese Game Show Nut Shot

American game shows reward knowledge. Japanese game shows punish ignorance! In this case, ignorance is punished by a spring-loaded shot to the gonads, via standing on top of a giant mousetrap. Aren’t other cultures fascinating?