Thor writers Ashley Edward Miller and Zack Stentz, will be moving on to pen Damn Nation for Paramount Entertainment. In a slap in the face to Twilight fans across the nation (awesome) the movie will be about a post-apocalyptic U.S. that has been overrun by vampires. Survivors have been relocated to London while the world tries to find a solution. Wait … isn’t the solution to vampires … the sun? Maybe they should move to Bermuda.[THR]

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