No! No no no no no! What the hell! Seriously? Are you really serious? Has Twilight become so big that pussy teenage vampires need their own conventions about it? Seriously! That is not fair! When was the last time we saw a convention for an action movie? Never! Where is Die Hard Con, or Total Recall Con? Why the hell do teeney boppers get their own vampire convention! The first Twilight Con will be held August 28th in New Jersey. Now we are not condoning any actions that would ruin this con … ahem … but someone really should do something about this. [THR]

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