Hayao Miyazaki Hates the iPad

posted 07-12-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Honestly, I don’t get the massive iPad hate out there. I mean, sure it can’t run flash, and sure it can’t do multiple applications at the same time, and sure it’s buggy, but honestly, hands on, it’s quite the device. It fills that gap where cell phones are too little but laptops are too much. [...]

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It’s All Geek to Me: Zombie Brain Munching News!! The Walking Dead Cast Pic

posted 06-03-10 by Dan Kaufman

Kirkman has said his idea for the series was to examine what happens to the characters of a zombie movie after the credits roll – what everyday life is like for them in this drastically changed world, and even more importantly, how it changes them. He wants to show how catastrophe can bring out the absolute best and worst in human nature

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The Many Faces of Iron Man

posted 04-30-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Iron Man 2 is coming out soon, so we get yet another opportunity to see Tony Stark kicking some major ass, drinking until he can’t stand, and generally having a hand in supplying his own super villains with weapons. Of course, to combat the bad guys (of which there are many in Iron Man 2) [...]

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What I’ve Learned About Bringing People Back To Life

posted 04-27-10 by Max Tedaldi

Human resurrection is a tricky subject. Lots of things can go wrong and the end result isn’t always what you were expecting. Before any amateur alchemist, starts injecting, stitching, and incantating, it’s important to do a little bit of research. “There is no better way to learn than by watching the failures of others”, I’m [...]

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Tarantino Gets Brainy

posted 03-15-10 by Max Tedaldi

For those of us who loved Inglorious Basterds with a fierce semitic passion, it only seemed like a forgone conclusion that Quentin Tarantino would be cast in The Smurfs. Tarantino has always selected roles in films that exude campy goodness (Sukiyaki Western Django) or that he himself personally directed (Reservoir Dogs). So, it is strange [...]

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Universal Does Fear Agent

posted 03-10-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Dark Horse based horror sci-fi. Now that is a movie concept we can get behind. Universal is hard at work adapting this comic about an alcoholic astronaut from Texas. I wonder if George W. Bush is willing to make a big screen debut. [Risky Biz Blog]

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ScyFy Celebrates New Name With Alien Nation

posted 03-09-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

SyFy will be rebranded ScyFy next week, and to take the public’s eyes off of this incredibly stupid name change they are developing a new take on the 1988 series, Alien Nation. Basically the show is about aliens who have immigrated to earth and have tried to assimilate into society. You know what that means. [...]

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Third Riddick Film Gets Obvious Title

posted 02-16-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Now that we are all certain that the Riddick franchise will most certainly get another move, all we had to do was wait and figure out what the title was going to be. Well, surprise surprise, the studio has decided to go minimalist and call the movie Riddick Supposedly, the movie is going to go [...]

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Werewolves Get Much Tamer in Shiver

posted 02-12-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Vampires have already gotten the bedazzling treatment, why not werewolves too? A movie is being made out of Maggie Stiefvater’s young adult romance novel Shiver. Here, read the description yourself, and then go out and kill a Twilight fan. For years, Grace has watched the wolves in the woods behind her house. One yellow-eyed wolf—her [...]

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Taylor Lautner Continues To Redeem Himself for Twilight

posted 02-12-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Tyalor Lautner wants us to be certain that he is not just the werewolf boy from Twilight. Not only is he looking to play Stretch Armstrong and Max Steel, but now he is looking to star in a Bourne-style thriller. We wish we could tell you more about the plot, but we can’t, because the [...]

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Dune Remake Hires Punch-Up Writer

posted 02-12-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Now that Pierre Morel has taken the place of Peter Burg as the director of the new Dune movie, things are looking up. Wanting to remain true to the source material, Morel has decided that his version of Dune will follow Frank Herbert’s book very closely. Unfortunately, there is already a script written, and that [...]

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Breaking Dawn Split Into Two Movies

posted 02-12-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

You know, it used to be that our only solace when it came to the Twilight saga was that there were only four books, so we only had four movies to suffer through. Now, it turns out that Breaking Dawn is going to be split up into two movies because there is just too much [...]

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Drive Returns Now Drivier Than Ever

posted 02-11-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Hey, wasn’t there a movie called Drive that was gonna be made? Wasn’t it some sort of novel adaptation and it was gonna star Hugh Jackman or something? Oh yeah, now we remember. It’s a bit difficult because we haven’t heard anything from the project in two frickin years. Well, finally we have some more [...]

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Tracy Morgan Continues With Action Comedies

posted 02-11-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Cop Out is coming out soon, and we are all getting prepared to laugh our ass off at Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan’s antics. However, it looks as if Tracy Morgan isn’t done with the action comedy genre. Supposedly, he will be doing another one, an untitled movie with Johnny Knoxville of Jackass fame. The [...]

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Robocop, Still on Hold, Still Going Nowhere

posted 02-11-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Don’t worry everyone. Darren Aronofsky is still attached to the Robocop reboot. With him, comes David Self. Both are still trying very hard to bring you a quality Robocop movie, and they most likely will fail. Even as we speak, the studio is trying to force the Robocop movie into 3-D, something that Aronofsky certain [...]

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