Universal Does Fear Agent

posted 03-10-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Dark Horse based horror sci-fi. Now that is a movie concept we can get behind. Universal is hard at work adapting this comic about an alcoholic astronaut from Texas. I wonder if George W. Bush is willing to make a big screen debut. [Risky Biz Blog]

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ScyFy Celebrates New Name With Alien Nation

posted 03-09-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

SyFy will be rebranded ScyFy next week, and to take the public’s eyes off of this incredibly stupid name change they are developing a new take on the 1988 series, Alien Nation. Basically the show is about aliens who have immigrated to earth and have tried to assimilate into society. You know what [...]

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Third Riddick Film Gets Obvious Title

posted 02-16-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Now that we are all certain that the Riddick franchise will most certainly get another move, all we had to do was wait and figure out what the title was going to be. Well, surprise surprise, the studio has decided to go minimalist and call the movie Riddick Supposedly, the movie is going to go [...]

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Werewolves Get Much Tamer in Shiver

posted 02-12-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Vampires have already gotten the bedazzling treatment, why not werewolves too? A movie is being made out of Maggie Stiefvater’s young adult romance novel Shiver. Here, read the description yourself, and then go out and kill a Twilight fan.
For years, Grace has watched the wolves in the woods behind her house. One yellow-eyed wolf—her [...]

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Taylor Lautner Continues To Redeem Himself for Twilight

posted 02-12-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Tyalor Lautner wants us to be certain that he is not just the werewolf boy from Twilight. Not only is he looking to play Stretch Armstrong and Max Steel, but now he is looking to star in a Bourne-style thriller. We wish we could tell you more about the plot, but we can’t, because the [...]

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Dune Remake Hires Punch-Up Writer

posted 02-12-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Now that Pierre Morel has taken the place of Peter Burg as the director of the new Dune movie, things are looking up. Wanting to remain true to the source material, Morel has decided that his version of Dune will follow Frank Herbert’s book very closely. Unfortunately, there is already a script written, and that [...]

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Breaking Dawn Split Into Two Movies

posted 02-12-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

You know, it used to be that our only solace when it came to the Twilight saga was that there were only four books, so we only had four movies to suffer through. Now, it turns out that Breaking Dawn is going to be split up into two movies because there is just too much [...]

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Drive Returns Now Drivier Than Ever

posted 02-11-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Hey, wasn’t there a movie called Drive that was gonna be made? Wasn’t it some sort of novel adaptation and it was gonna star Hugh Jackman or something? Oh yeah, now we remember. It’s a bit difficult because we haven’t heard anything from the project in two frickin years. Well, finally we have some more [...]

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Tracy Morgan Continues With Action Comedies

posted 02-11-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Cop Out is coming out soon, and we are all getting prepared to laugh our ass off at Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan’s antics. However, it looks as if Tracy Morgan isn’t done with the action comedy genre. Supposedly, he will be doing another one, an untitled movie with Johnny Knoxville of Jackass fame. The [...]

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Robocop, Still on Hold, Still Going Nowhere

posted 02-11-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Don’t worry everyone. Darren Aronofsky is still attached to the Robocop reboot. With him, comes David Self. Both are still trying very hard to bring you a quality Robocop movie, and they most likely will fail. Even as we speak, the studio is trying to force the Robocop movie into 3-D, something that Aronofsky certain [...]

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Penelope Cruz Joins Pirates 4?

posted 02-11-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Well, since the only pirate returning for Pirates 4 is Johnny Depp, it’s about time we got some word on the rest of the cast. It turns out that Penelope Cruz has dropped Lars von Trier’s next project and is trying to join up with Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Her character? Supposedly [...]

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Spider-Man Rebooted in 3-D

posted 02-11-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

The Spider-Man reboot is very quickly becoming an anthem for movies today. It’s a reboot, its a high-school AU, and its now going to be in 3-D. It’s everything that has shaped our movie watching experience today. Maybe they will make Morbius sparkle! [Deadline]

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Akira Comes Back?

posted 02-11-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

What’s with all these dead movie projects resurrecting themselves? No self respecting anime fan wants to see a live action Akira movie. Doesn’t matter though, because Book of Eli directors Allen and Albert Hughes are gonna direct it anyway. The plan, now, is to do two films, the first based on the first three issues [...]

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Escape From New York Remake Moves Forward

posted 02-11-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Allan Loeb has been hard at work rewriting the script for the new remake of Escape From New York, a movie that we aren’t entirely sure anyone wants to see. Supposedly, he was having a hard time depicting Manhattan as a destroyed maximum security prison. The compromise? Manhattan is no longer destroyed or a prison. [...]

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Kurtzman and Orci Adapt Locke & Key

posted 02-08-10 by Angelo D'Argenio

Locke & Key is a graphic novel about a mysterious house in Massachusetts … yeah we haven’t heard of it either, but still Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci could do a decent job with it. They seem to be doing just about every movie under the sun these days. [Latino Review]

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