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Heavy-breathing Dad tells self-righteous kid he’s the boy’s father, cuts his hand off (bummer). Self-righteous kid learns space kung fu from wizened green Muppet on swampy planet, confronts heavy-breathing father and cuts his hand off. People, people, now couldn’t this all have been avoided if heavy-breathing dad and self-righteous son had used their (sadly, now amputated) hands to toss a football around the yard now and then? Can’t we all just get along?

This video was featured in: Daddy Was a Daredevil

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