You Are Not More Powerful Than a Car
Do you ever wonder why there are so many videos of people getting hit by cars out there? I don’t know what possesses these skaters, bikers, and random pedestrians to step in front of a moving vehicle but damn. Now, I’m not an idiot. I know that most of these collisions were horrible accidents and coincidences, but damn. Think about it, not only did these people have to be unlucky enough to get hit by a moving car, but they had to be unlucky enough to be caught on tape as well. That’s either a double whammy of bad luck, or it’s a horrible conspiracy involving people who are looking to get injured. Either way it is damn hilarious to us. So let’s look at just a few of our favorite internet nut jobs who are guaranteed to lose in a fight against the almighty car.
Skaters
You can see numerous videos of skaters being hit by cars, all over the internet, and that begs the question “why?” Skaters have skate parks, and the sidewalk, and banisters, and stairs, and even parked cars to trick off of. Why would they bother risking their lives by going into the middle of traffic? Well anyway at least these skaters knew what to do. They kept their friend on the ground and didn’t move him till the paramedics arrived. Don’t worry he was OK. He needed to be in an impressive cast for a while but he was OK.
Bikers
Bike crashes are usually too nasty to watch since the bikers are so vulnerable to injury. This video of crash dummies gives you an idea of how dangerous it is is to crash into a moving car.
Cripples
Finally we have this video, which is really just an example of what a horrible person I am. Yes, this is a police car hitting a man in a wheel chair. The rest of the video involves people trying to help him up while “My Humps” plays in the background. Now that is surreal.







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